Motorcyclists of the world! Dangerous waves of mysterious something-or-other are pouring out of your bike and directly into your crotch! These waves are evil and could be causing cancer! If you love your crotch, you should buy this amazing product (and obligatory book) to save your crotch TODAY!
The man behind this website claims that motorcycles generate dangerous electromagnetic fields that flood riders bodies from the crotch on up, and could be cancer causing. Fortunately for us, he also sells a special seat liner (only $110!) you can put inside your bike saddle to block these fields and save yourself.
What a surprise. (more…)